Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Fresh Humorous Text Quotes - Food For Your Mind

Read some great humorous, funny, sarcastic and motivational text quotes here. These text quotes are worthy of reading and are a great food for your brain:


"Cocaine? Weeds? Shabu? Marijuana? Rugby?" No, thanks. Someone’s already making me crazy.

If Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm!!

I don’t care how we met, I’m just happy we did.

A boy speaks, a gentleman acts.

There are so many things that can make you happy. Don't focus too much on things that make you sad.

Nobody's perfect, but everyone deserves to love and to be loved by the perfect one.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.

When you meet a man, you judge him by his clothes; when you leave, you judge him by his heart.