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Here is an interesting joke on man and beggar's conversation. What a man wants to show to his wife::

Beggar: Give me food.
Man: I will give you Vodka.
Beggar: I don't drink, Give me food.
Man: I wll give you cigarettes.
Beggar: I don't smoke.
Man: I'll take you to race.
Beggar: I don't gamble.
Man: I'll get you girl friend.
Beggar: I love only my wife.
Man: I'll give you food, but first you have to come to my house.
Begger: Why?

Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don't Drink, Smoke, Gamble and Love only their own WIFE..!!

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