Saturday, August 2, 2014

First Day Became the Last Day of Job at Walmart

Funny Incident on the First Day of Job:

Two hours into my first day of work as a WalMart greeter,
an ugly woman came in with her two kids.
Hearing her swear at all the people who came in her way, I said, 'Good morning, welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice kids, are they twins?'
The mom answered, 'Hell no, they ain't twins.
The older one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?'
I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid. I just could not believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at WalMart.'
My supervisor said I probably was not cut out for this line of work!"
It became my last day on job.