#Lamborghini Commercial::
Why haven't you ever seen a Lamborghini commercial?
Because the people who can afford them are not sitting around watching TV.
#Sarcasm at its Best::
Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2, subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark, isn't it??
#Right to Mistake::
"I never make same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just be sure."