Men and Women Think Different Quotes::
Women are much more complicated than men. Men are very simple.
And you know why? It's because their brains are so different. First, I want to
start with men. Men's brains are very unique. Most women don't realize that
whether we are having sex or watching sports, our brains are made up of little
boxes. We've got a box for everything. We've got a box for the car. We've got a
box for the money. We've got a box for the job. We've got a box for you. We've
got a box for the kids. We've got a box for your mother somewhere in the
basement.
We've got boxes everywhere. And the rule is: the boxes don't
touch. When a man discusses a particular subject, we go to that particular box,
we pull that box out, we open the box, and we discuss only what is in THAT BOX.
And then we close the box and put it away being very, very careful not to touch
other boxes.
Now women's brains are very very different from men's
brains. Women's brains are made up of a big ball of wire. And everything is
connected to everything. The money is connected to the car and the car is
connected to your job and your kids are connected to your mother and
everything is all connected. It's like the internet super-highway, and it's all
driven by energy that we call emotion. It's one of the reasons why women tend
to remember...everything.
Because if you take an event and you connect it to an
emotion and it burns in your memory and you can remember it forever. The same
thing happens for men. It just doesn't happen very often, because quite
frankly...we don't care. Women tend to care about everything. And she just loves
it.
Now men, we have a box in our brain that most women are not
aware of. This particular box has nothing in it. In fact, we call it the
'nothing box.' And of all the boxes a man has in his brain, the `nothing box'
is our favorite box. If a man has a chance, he'll go to his nothing box every
time. That's why a man can do something seemingly completely brain dead for
hours on end. You know, like fishing.
Now they've actually measured this. The University of
Pennsylvania a couple of years ago did a study and discovered that men have the
ability to think about absolutely nothing, and still breathe.
Women can't do it. Their mind has never stopped. And they
don't understand the 'nothing box', and it drives them CRAZY because nothing
drives a woman more crazy and makes them feel more irritated than to watch a
man doing nothing.