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#Mission Mars:: Indians never conquered a single country, that’s right!! Because we skipped countries and went straight to the planets!!!

People overestimate what they can do in a single day and underestimate what they can do in their whole lives.

#My Favourite Quote:: Work until your idols becomes your Rivals.

#Peace Up Quotes:: Bombing  for peace is like fucking for virginity.

"In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." - Oscar Wilde.

"You have to be ODD to be number ONE." -Dr. Seuss

#Happy Go Lucky Quote:: Stop waiting for Friday, for summer, for someone to fall in love with you, for life. Happiness is achieved when you stop waiting for it and make the most of the moment you are in now.

If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. - Jim Rohn

Stop creating walls around yourself, put barbed wires instead. Allow them to see you, talk to you, just don’t let them get any closer.

When I said I wanted to live life in the fast lane, I didn't mean the one with oncoming traffic.

My idea of flirting is liking a girl's Facebook status, and if I'm feeling really bold, also commenting "cool one."

How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull? Answer: Milk them both. The one that smiles, is the bull.

If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you are fooling yourself. That’s like expecting the lion not to eat you because you did not eat him.

Grades do not measure intelligent like age does not define maturity.

I hate this feeling of not knowing what you're feeling.

There's a story behind every person. There's a reason why they're the way they are. Think about that before you judge someone.

Never save a spot in your life for someone who never makes an effort to stay.


Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -Thomas Dewar